I felt so alive?

I have something in my mind right now. I had kept it for years and it takes years for me to understand it. All this while I have been searching for something that can shift my life to another phase. Usually I spent my time thinking about what my life would be in the future. This time it's different, somehow I must do something and it's a guilt if I didn't. It's so clear that it hits me right to the head! It makes me so lively this morning, I never felt so lively yet and I can't hide it from others. Such intent, enthusiasm, energy, AURA flows endlessly through me and it makes me out of control. I tried to hold it from bursting out when we have a photo session this morning otherwise it would be awkward seeing me acting out of my typical stereotype box.

"Time is running out" - and yes it's. Especially for me. This is all I have, my body can't lie to me anymore and it's started to wear off. Damn! When I thought back on the weakness that put me back all this while. Unlike those days when I enjoy every pieces of my life knowing that the future always ahead of us when we know which path we should choose. I hate it when I can't, it's not like that I can't accept failure it's just that I'm numb. I can't do anything to avoid my destiny only to accept it.

I have changed a lot since these past few years. I don't want to be the one in the past. He is different, radical, full of rage and egos. I hate that person even though deep inside of him is he is just innocent. I want to be a nice person with lots of friends and knowledgeable. I don't care how high the wall that I have to climb just to get on the other side to have a new view. I opened my mind for any opinions and suggestions because I believe that we're just human and sometime we miss something that we shouldn't. I smiled and cheered myself even in difficulties. I thought to myself 'is there anything that can be so impossible in life than the past', 'how hard will it hit me' and 'I won't die without giving a try'.

Sometime people like to judge us through mere observation without knowing us. Believe me, it took time for me to understand a person because any habits or actions done by a person is seldom happen in randomness. Judge ourself before we judge others because we don't know what is their side of story. Put yourself on their shoes then you'll understand them better to clear any ambiguous perceptions that wander in your mind. I tend not to judge someone unless they 'ask' me to do so because I'm a straight kind of person. I'm analytical, enthusiasts, symbolic, idealistic realist, and neutral at the same time when giving my view. We must be fair in anything we do and don't let your emotion or your personal intent get over you while making decisions. Ignore what others said about your initiative because they're blind by their ignorance because bliss is for those who try their best making their life meaningful even in hardship. I don't care much on 'ignorance is a bliss'. Because ignorance is something that you get when you never cared what is going on in your life.

Anyway I love my life even though I faced various problems and obstacles to get over with. What's there for me to fight for? Right?

Just 'keep on fighting' till the last breath you ever take as if you'll never see the world in next moments

kaiserstan a.k.a. A.R.K.

Embrace the spirit within the soul.

Selamat Hari Raya 2009

Hai wassup?

Saya rasa belum terlambat untuk mengucapkan Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri, Maaf Zahir dan Batin andai kata tersilap kata, tersalah taip(typo), terbuat salah sepanjang anda mengenali saya atau blog ini.

Ini adalah paparan Hari Raya saya di rumah kawan di Sibu. Ini kali kedua saya menyambut raya bersama rakan saya di Sentosa. Hari pertama Raya banyak tetamu datang, macam pelanggan di KFC dan McD, tak putus-putus datang sehinggakan kami tak sempat habiskan sarapan kari ayam dengan lemang. Kalau buat bisnes, boleh laku ni....

Berderet kereta pengunjung yang bertandang

Santai sambil makan-makan

Sesi bergambar say..keju?

Jadi apa azam anda lepas Raya ni?

Cinta?

"I love you; aku cinta padamu; wo ai ni; aku keran ka nuan; kamek sayang kitak; Je t'aime, Je t'adore; Aishiteru; Sarang Heyo... or whatever they say it, still it has the same means and purposes; to express our feeling towards semeone..."

-kaiserstan-

Cinta merupakan suatu perasaan(rasa) di dalam diri individu yang agak sukar diungkapkan. Perasaan benci tapi sayang, marah tapi sayang, sedih tapi sayang, yang pasti nya kasih sayang intipati utamanya. Pelbagai terjemahan atau definisi diberikan tentang cinta. Apakah itu cinta? atau Love? Sehinggakan nama Romeo dan Juliet diabadikan dalam karya Shakespeare untuk melambangkan betapa agungnya cinta. Diselitkan dalam karya-karya agung, monumen seumpama Taj Mahal yang dilihat sebagai lambang cinta sejati yang kejam. Sehinggakan sebuah tamadun (rujuk filem Troy lakonan Brad Pitt) yang musnah kerana cinta.

Pada pandangan saya, cinta adalah perasaan di dalam diri kita yang membuatkan kita mengambil berat atau menyayangi subjek yang kita inginkan. Subjek itu boleh jadi ibu bapa kita, kawan-kawan, material atau lebih simbolik iaitu cinta kepada negara (patriotik). Manakala Cinta satey sedang dalam pertimbangan.

Menurut, Dr. Murali V.T., "love is caring and sharing" iaitu kita mengambil berat dan berkongsi perasaan dengan seseorang / subjek. Kenyataan itu ada benarnya kerana manusia menginginkan seseorang mengambil berat mengenainya, begitu juga dengan diri manusia sama ada fizikal atau emosi. Kemudiannya ia ingin mengkongsikan isi hatinya dengan seseorang. Sekiranya kedua-dua elemen ini wujud maka ia dipanggil sebagai C.I.N.T.A.

Bila cinta

Bila seseorang jatuh cinta, sama ada sedar atau tidak kelakuannya berubah dengan amat ketara. Untuk membezakan mereka dengan individu-individu yang yang membawa simptom H1N1 atau apa pun jenis penyakit bawaan manusia, hanya pengamatan ringkas sahaja yang anda perlukan. Asal bertembung sahaja dengan insan pujaan hati, mulut yang mempunyai keupayaan ala 'mesingan' tiba-tiba menjadi pistol kecil yang dipasang 'silincer'. Yang lembik, kepit, berhingus tiba-tiba menjadi hero filem Hindustan yang tahu mengayakan lagu yang dinyanyikan orang lain(lip sing) atau pun terselah segala sifat dan ciri-ciri Heroin mana-mana filem aksi maha ganas arahan budak baik. Pasti mudah tugas beliau bukan, baik kita tinggalkan filem arahan pengarah tersebut. Ada insan hanya dalam diam-diam sahaja memujai seseorang, entah sampai ke tidak hasrat hatinya... hanya dia dan Tuhan sahaja yang tahu. Situasi ini boleh disifatkan sebagai situasi 'syok sendiri' atau 'perasan'. Jangan khuatir, saya tidak memperlekeh atau memperkecilkan keadaan yang menimpa diri anda, tidak salah memuja seseorang walaupun hasrat hati kita berbeza. Umpamanya kawan saya yang tergila-gilakan Brad Pitt. Saya menghormati beliau walaupun sehingga sekarang beliau MASIH belum lagi meluahkan perasaan beliau kepada jejaka yang akhirnya menjadi suami orang. Begitu juga dengan diri saya tapi apakan daya jauh sungguh United State of America (mesti full nama tu) sekiranya hanya nak meluahkan perasaan kepada Nicole Kidman walaupun Australia nampak lebih dekat. Gara-gara takut Wan from Australia ternampak. Tergiang-giang di dalam hati (kalau boleh sebutlah sekuat hatimu) nama insan tersebut, kalau boleh tidur pun bermimpikan mereka. Jika kawan-kawan menyebut nama insan tersebut, pasti kita memberi perhatian terhadap apa yang diperkatakan atau apa-apa hal remeh-temeh sekali pun, kita akan mendengar seolah-olah mendengar ceramah di institut sahaja.

Situasi seterusnya ialah apabila kucing bertemu kucing. Makhluk yang kononnya malu-malu kucing ini hanya mampu memendam perasaan. Perhubungan mereka adalah berdasarkan standard operation manual(kawan baik je). Walhal masing-masing memendam 'dendam' yang tak terbalas. Kalau boleh ingin sahaja diluahkan segala isi perut dengan hatinya. Namun perasaan di pihak yang satu lagi tak ketahuan. Adakah dia menyukai aku? Mungkin aku syok sendiri? Apa terjadi jika aku....? Soalan demi persoalan bermain di benak fikiran hinggakan keputusan mahkamah awam tidak jua ketemu. Bila kena masanya barulah ia menjadi kisah cinta...tetapi sekiranya sekian lama menunggu jawapan dari salah seorang yang menunggu..yang terus menunggu..pasti penghujung ceritanya cukup berbeza kerana bak kata Mat salleh yang baru sahaja chat dengan saya tadi Mr Mike: Early bird gets the worm apabila beliau mencuri tanaman ku di dalam permainan facebook pagi tadi. Kejam tapi simbolik. Begitulah cinta. Ironinya bila masa dan tika terhidang...kita pula sibuk mencari masa yang sesuai atau kerana kita merasakan bahawa belum masanya lagi sambil memikirkan "kenapa la aku ni lembab sangat... " bila sudah terlambat tertinggal bas pagi tadi.

Banyak ungkapan mengenai cinta yang biasa kita dengar. Antaranya cinta itu buta, patutlah mengapa cinta itu dikatakan buta sebab ia tidak bermata, yang bermata hanya insan-insan yang bermata itu. Seperti insan biasa yang mencari jodohnya, apa yang diinginkan tidak semestinya termakbul. Meraba dalam kegelapan maka ia pun terjumpa jodohnya sama ada ia tahu atau tidak, itu yang ia inginkan. Kita menyintai seseorang tanpa mengambilkira banyak perkara. Seseorang mungkin tidak kisah apa bangsa, agama, latar belakang, darjat, kebendaan/keberadaan, sikap atau apa sahaja sifat yang bertentangan atau selari dengan kehendaknya apabila ia sudah jatuh cinta. Bila bercinta semuanya indah-indah belaka, tiada yang buruk atau hodoh, segala kelemahan / kekurangan diketepikan malah di'ghaib'kan di dalam pandangan mata hati seseorang.

Mengapa kita cinta kepada seseorang? Adakah kerana paras rupanya? Sifat yang ada pada dirinya? Status beliau? Atau anda memang seseorang yang mata duitan(seperti saya). Itu terpulang kepada diri masing-masing. Tapi jangan jatuh cinta kerana simpati kerana tiada tujuannya bercinta atas sebab simpati akan keadaan seseorang. Banyak insan yang jatuh cinta kerana simpati dan terhutang budi(bukan body) menyebabkan tiada sebab di dalam diri mereka mengapa mereka mencintainya. Ada yang mengatakan bahawa si dia mempunyai X-factor nya sendiri apabila kita sendiri agak sukar merungkai sebabnya.

Orang yang cinta dan sayangkan kita sanggup menerima diri kita apa seadanya, memahami perasaan, menjadi kawan kepada rakan-rakan kita (yang menentukan sama ada si dia menerima kedua orang tua kita), mengambil berat dalam hampir semua aspek kehidupan kita. Sekiranya dia mampu berbuat demikian, maka anda seharusnya mampu sekurang-kurangnya untuk mencuba.

Pasti anda tertanya-tanya bila la agaknya blog yang saya tulis ini nak habis. Makin dibaca makin terpaksa lah anda membacanya untuk melengkapkan apa yang telah anda mulakan dahulu.

Tiada yang lebih indah bagi setiap insan di dunia ini dengan mengakhiri zaman bujang mereka tahap lebih tinggi iaitu alam perkahwinan. Namun demikian saya tidak akan membincangkan hal-hal berkaitan perkahwinan. Tunggulah bila saya dah kahwin baru saya bincangkan.

Perpisahan

Namun perpisahan tidak dapat diduga dan adakalanya diundang dalam majlis perpisahan yang tidak dirancang. Perpisahan membawa kesedihan, marah, keliru, kecewa atau gembira? lega? bebas? pelbagai jenis emosi terhasil melalui perpisahan. Yang pastinya ia bersifat negatif dan positif terhadap pasangan yang mengalami 'breakaway'. Cinta itu buta. Semasa mula-mula mengenalinya, sedikit pun kita tidak kenal siapakah insan yang kita puja... bila lama-kelamaan, makin kita mengenalinya makin banyak yang kita sematkan di dalam hati sehinggakan nombor 12 digit akaun Maybank atau nombor kad pengenalan datuk beliau yang dah lama meninggal pun anda tahu. Tidak seperti teori-teori yang diajar para pensyarah atau guru kita semasa di sekolah yang memerlukan kemahiran 'kuku besi' untuk mengingatkan anda hanya beberapa ketul ilmu sahaja. Itulah ironi yang telah menjadi sebahagian daripada hidup anda dan saya(mungkin). Keburukannya langsung kita tidak ambil peduli walaupun beliau baru sahaja membelasah anak jiran sebelah rumah anda yang nakal tu.

Mengapa ini terjadi? Banyak faktor luaran dan dalaman tidak dapat dielakkan. Paling mudah ialah apabila kita mengetahui perpisahan berlaku disebabkan perkara yang mutlak iaitu salah seorang telah 'pergi ke sana', mereka mempunyai jantina yang sama( pasti tak boleh), perhubungan jarak jauh (biasa nya salah seorang akan berada di bulan dan seorang di bumi) yang dapat dikaitkan dengan beberapa teori hubungkait bersandar iaitu jarak mempengaruhi tahap cinta seseorang dan tempoh masa juga memainkan peranannya. Kesan jarak dan masa agak subjektif dan abstrak kerana ia memberi dua jenis kesan iaitu cinta seseorang itu makin kuat atau pudar. Semakin jauh semakin rindu dan kuatnya cinta seseorang terhadap kekasihnya. Namun semakin lama dibiarkan, insan-insan kensunyian ini mendapati cinta mereka makin pudar dan dalam tempoh yang sama cinta yang lain datang bertandang. Toleransi tersebut ada hadnya, apabila salah seorang sudah tidak mampu untuk meneruskannya maka berlakulah pergaduhan atau serang-menyerang. Bila tiada rundingan atau genjatan senjata dilakukan, maka situasi yang dipanggil perpisahan terjadi. Sesunguhnya cinta itu hipokrit.

Satu sebab yang sentiasa menjadi racun dalam membunuh cinta adalah cinta yang satu lagi atau curang. Apabila sesuatu hubungan dirundung masalah, tekanan, tidak dapat dinafikan bila salah seorang daripada mereka telah mengambil jalan lain bagi memenuhi kekosongan di dalam diri. Kerana perselisihan faham yang kecil, beliau melihat individu lain lebih sempurna dan berusaha untuk melarikan diri daripada individu yang disayangi. Sungguh tergamak atas nama cinta bagi dirinya, kemahuan diri perlu dipenuhi tetapi itulah lumrah manusia. Keadaan ini banyak menyumbang kepada kes serang hendap ala gerilla serta serangan ala kamikaze yang menyumbang kepada berita di akhbar-akhbar tempatan, forum, mesyuarat kampung dan kisah dalam novel seram(bukan cinta). Kesannya tidak pernah difikirkan kemudian. Sebab itulah penyesalan selalu berada di penghujung cerita menunggu anda.

Cinta yang berlandaskan kepada materialistik selalunya berakhir dengan perkahwinan? Pelik ke? Mengapa seseorang wanita memilih seorang lelaki yang agak berusia tetapi berada? Sebabnya adalah masa depan yang terjamin. Mereka inginkan insan yang stabil dari segi kewangan kerana masa depan anak yang akan mereka lahirkan, bergantung kepada kemampuan si ayah. Itulah naluri wanita yang sehingga sekarang dipersoalkan oleh sesetengah individu.(lelaki dan perempuan) Bunyi materialistik agak kurang sedap didengar bukan? Tetapi sekiranya ditukarkan kepada "kehidupan yang stabil" pasti elok sedikit bunyinya. Ada cinta di antara dua status iaitu si miskin dan si kaya. Kisah ini tidak ingin saya utarakan(atau pun selatankan) banyak sangat drama dari seberang yang telah saya tonton(dipaksa).

Perpisahan yang paling kecil dan halus liabilitinya ialah perpisahan di antara dua insan yang masih belum rapat lagi perhubungannya dan kedua-dua mereka belum mempunyai ketetapan untuk terus bersama tetapi saling menyukai. Masa (akibat lama tak berhubung) dan jarak antara penyebabnya. Perpisahan ini tidak memerlukan kata-kata atau sms untuk melakukannya, hanya masa. Masing-masing tahu bahawa hubungan mereka sudah tiada tanpa perlu diucapkan. Mudah bukan? Tiada lagi tangisan, tiada lagi lakonan, demam / dendam? Yang ada hanyalah sebuah kisah untuk diperdengarkan kepada rakan-rakan semasa sedang asyik lepak di warung mamak atau idea untuk penulis novel menamatkan kisah cinta kabur mereka.

Akhir kata

Cinta berkonsepkan kepercayaan di antara dua insan. Tanpa kepercayaan maka tiadalah keyakinan, tiadalah kesetiaan, tiadalah kesinambungan kisah cinta agung anda dan apa gunanya anda bercinta jika sentiasa risau akan kesetiaan pasangan sendiri? Percayalah bahawa pasangan kita mempercayai kita sepertimana kita mempercayainya, nescaya cinta anda berkekalan. Bila anda percayakannya, yakinlah bahawa itulah yang sepatutnya dan setialah kepadanya. Tetapi janganlah dilupa kepada yang sentiasa menyayangi kita, yang sentiasa bersama kita di waktu susah dan senang, dan Dia yang menentukan segala.

Call it a day?

Time had almost come and it's about time to call it a day. I'll try my best not to overwork my almost wear body while giving my mind a clear space. I'm just a lone soul roaming in this world in search for a place to go to cheer me up. As long I'm content with it, I'll always thankful with everything I have. Whether it's good or bad, I can accept that because I'm a fighter. I fight for my right, for every opportunity and for my life.

Along the way, there are lot's of obstacle barring us from reaching the unimaginable sky high above. As long as we learnt how to fly then we can; it's up to us how high we want to fly.

Sometime there are time when we felt that enough is enough, we want something new to make our life more interesting and and better than the one we're having currently.

A day has come...

This day is very significant to me. It's the day that once again I'm willing to held myself as a fighter! I survived the fight to ensure that my life is moving on. Through sweat and pain, and here I'm, still blogging wondering what to type. Is there anything in life that I really need? There are plenty of it yet I wish not get all of it at once. Time is running out and my practical is almost come to an end. It bring lots of good memories to me that I won't forget in my life as I see life in a different perspectives. Along the I way, I met lots of good friends. The opportunities is always there only for me to discover it...

Keep on fighting!

True Globalization?

Question : What is the truest definition of Globalization ?

Answer : Princess Diana's death .

Question : How come ?

Answer :An English princess with an

Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky: followed closely by Italian Paparazzis in Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.

And moreover this is sent to you by an

Indian, using American (Bill Gates's) technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that use Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....

That, my friend, is

"" Globalization ""

Hope u got it...???

Redcarrot?

Just now (this evening) me and my classmates went to redcarrot. It's quite nice place to hang around while enjoying delicious meals. The atmosphere is almost quite the same as an old place where I used to hang out with someone in the past. A while after our arrival at redcarrot, rain starts to pour heavily outside (which weaken my aura). The place where it starts and end; Station One at Kajang. I loved to enjoy the food there while enjoying the atmospehere around. Except that the amount of food served is fewer than the one offered by Station One.

My menu; fish n chip, yummy....oh I already finished the red bean (not in the picture only leftover hehe)

My classmate Azah and Minah

* Other photos will be uploaded once I had retrieved it from Azi.

Along the way home we got lost. It's seems that our 'pilot' and 'co-pilot' malfunctioned during night 'operation' because we're off budget to get a competent 'pilot' and 'co-pilot'. At least it's economic, the 'pilot' finally get us out from the 'lost zone' and everyone live happily ever after. Thankful the rain didn't last long and that saved me from 'aura depleting symptoms' that can caused several unwanted behaviors like popping your eyes on a rice bowl while having a sip of soup with your friends, eating muffin at KFC without inviting me, playing tennis using a ping pong bat...ok that's out of logic. Overall it's a nice outing with my fellow friends especially during fasting month(Ramadhan).

About life?

" Life is so long when things getting hard and we wish that it ends quickly leaving us;
It's is so short when we haven't had enough of it"

- kaiserstan -

Just twist your tongue...

A Cup of Coffee

A cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup,
A cupcake cook in a cupcake cook's cupcakes,
Ape Cakes, Grape Cakes,
Catch a can canner canning a can as he does the can can,
and you've caught a can-canning can-canning can canner,
Cheap sheep soup,
Chocolate chips cookies in a copper coffee cup,
Cinnamon aluminium linoleum,
Clean clams crammed in clean cans,
Crisp crust crackles,
Curthbert's cufflinks,
How much can can a cannibal nibble,
If a cannibal can nibble can?
If you must cross a course cross cow across a crowded cow crossing,
Cross the cross coarse cow across the crowded cow crossing carefully,
Top chopstick shops stock top chopsticks.

KFC - O?

Ya filem kali ini pastinya lebih fiery and crunchy dari resipi ayam Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) cuma tiada ayam dipaksa untuk digoreng atau menyertai sesi uji bakat dan melalui ujian Mtest. Cuma tajuknya ialah KFC(O) iaitu Kami Fasih Cakap Omputih. Di sebuah negara di mana rata-rata rakyatnya berbahasa dalam bahasa ibunda masing-masing iaitu bahasa Bengali, Myanmar, Vietnam, Nepal, Indonesia dan tidak lupa juga dengan bahasa kesat dan bahasa Jerman. Bahasa Inggeris seperti yang kita tahu telah diketengahkan sebagai bahasa ilmu di dalam pengajaran Sains dan Matematik di sekolah. Bila sebaliknya terjadi, maka ia dipanggil bahasa omputih.

 

Kisah ini berkisar seperti mesin pengisar ais abang cendol, mengenai sekumpulan remaja muda mudi (kononnya lah) yang bersungguh-sungguh dalam mencapai hasrat mereka untuk membuat pesanan di supermarket, seven eleven dan KFC menggunakan bahasa Inggeris tahap band 6 (MUET) kerana takut premis tersebut tidak memahami percakapan mereka yang terlampau canggih dan takut kena tipu.

 

Filem yang dikeluarkan dengan budget RMK-9 yang lebih oleh Kementerian Penerangan untuk mendidik rakyat Malaysia mengenai pentingnya bahasa Inggeris dalam pendidikan dan bukannya mengetepikan bahasa Melayu yang selama ini menjadi tunjang perpaduan negara. Filem ini juga ditaja oleh beberapa individu yang mempunyai bau-bau belacan dengan Perdana Menteri, Timbalan Menteri, serta ahli-ahli politik di Malaysia iaitu tukang kebun, jaga, orang gaji serta tidak ketinggalan drivernya sekali. Sumbangan berbentuk duit kopi tidak dilayan sama sekali tetapi boleh disalurkan kepada PDRM semasa hari bersama SPRM.

 

Tidak seperti yang dijangkakan seperti filem-filem biasa arahan sutradara terbilang di dunia ini iaitu budak baik yang banyak memaparkan aksi-aksi ganas dan canggih seperti filem-filem Hollywood atau jiwang karat tahap Bollywood, filem ini pasti menyebabkan anda lentok sehingga terkeluar air liur basi seperti yang biasa dilakukan oleh teman seperjuangan saya di institut. Tapi sekiranya anda sayangkan negara anda yang tercinta ini, maka tontonilah tanpa rasa terpaksa walaupun kakak sebelah kita mengacukan senapang gajah di kepala kita jika kita buat-buat tengok sahaja sebab rugi bayar bila dah pakai duit elaun, lainlah jika anda disponsor.

 

Aksi-aksi ganas telah digantikan dengan aktiviti pengajaran kelas dengan bahan bantu mengajar yang canggih yang memaksa pengarah mendapatkan pakar animasi CGI(Computer Generated Image) dari seberang (atas sebab kos murah) untuk menghidupkan lagi kecanggihan bahan bantu mengajar tersebut. Di akhir pengajaran, kelas akan ditutup dengan refleksi oleh para pelajar mengenai perkataan yang baharu sahaja mereka pelajari. Perkataan tersebut(word card) akan dibawa ke merata-rata tempat umpama murid kelas pemulihan dan akan disebut bila rakan-rakan mereka bertanya khabar. Satu-satunya aksi yang agak sinigfikan dalam filem ini adalah apabila watak utama filem ini cuba menyebut perkataan "I want tissue please" di kaunter pertanyaan KFC kerana perasaan terharu apabila beliau dapat membuat pesanan dalam 4 patah perkataan iaitu "I want kentaki please". Untuk babak ini, sila sediakan tisu jenama Mak Andam sahaja kerana tisu ini banyak dijual di gerai-gerai mamak yang berdekatan.

 

Filem ini yang dijayakan oleh pelakon terkenal yang tidak asing lagi abang Wan from Australia, Ketua Kampung dan YB(bukan yang buncit ya) yang baik akan membawakan watak yang jauh berbeza dari sebelumnya. Tidak seperti filem-filem lain arahan budak baik sebelum ini yang tidak menampakkan heroin ala Hindustan, kali ini ada heroin nya! Tapi kerjanya bukanlah bergelek umpama artis Hindustan. Heroin-heroin filem ini hanya memainkan peranan ringkas sahaja iaitu hibernasi dalam keadaan kiut (konon nya lah) semasa kelas dijalankan. Hebat bukan? Pasti tiada filem sebegini akan dikeluarkan lagi dalam tempoh berzaman atau memang tiada pun. Ia adalah satu dalam berjuta (jika ada). Saya berani janji bahawa ini bukan filem biasa yang anda sanggup hancurkan tabung duit buluh semata-mata untuk menontonnya. Ia memang membazirkan duit-duit anda yang comel itu, baik dermakan kepada saya untuk membeli kamera digital SLR Canon 1000D.

 

Menurut pengarah filem ini, iaitu budak baik filem ini bukan sahaja ditujukan kepada generasi muda sahaja tetapi khusus untuk insan-insan yang agak sukar mendapatkan mood untuk tidur malam. Menurut beliau lagi, semenjak mengeluarkan filem ini, beliau telah tangkap lentok sehingga ke petang walaupun hujan tak turun lagi di Bandar Sarikei minggu ini setelah menonton filem ini belasan kali tanpa henti. Setakat ini beberapa pengusaha filem telah menawarkan khidmat untuk membuat sekuel filem ini iaitu KFC-O2 dengan beberapa tema seperti "ini bukan kentaki yang saya order" dan "english is so good that it's feet licking". Namun demikian, budak baik belum memutuskan tema filem yang dikira catchy bagi beliau. Menurut beliau lagi (dia lagi), filem ini telah dicalonkan di Festival Filem Canes dan Borneo Rainforest Festival dan dijangka dihadiri oleh saudara-mara pengarah dan barisan pelakon filem ini sahaja. Maka janganlah khuatir jika nama anda tidak tersenarai sebagai para jemputan buang duit sahaja pergi ke sana.

How to enjoy your life?

Here are some few tips from me:

1. Spend your time with your loves one. Your family, friends and of course someone who is special to you.

2. Live your dream. Do anything you could possibly think and have time to. Buy your favourite outfit, accessories, toys, books, techi gadgets, new set of cooking utensil that you always wanted since your childhood.

3. Enjoy your favourite meal. Learn how to cook and make it as what you always wanted the most. Eat healthy.

4. Have a good rest. Clear your mind from problems for a while. Sit down and have a deep thought and relax... Have a good sleep.

5. Keep yourself fit. Do some workout or go out there and play any sport you loved the most. Healthy body can make you feel more energetic, active and cheer you up all all day long.

6. Learn something new. Buy a manual or tools and learn how to use it. You can learn how to repair a computer, petting an exotic animal, playing tennis, solving cubic puzzle or learn how to speak in Japanese. You'll never thought what you gain once you master it. Wasn't that great?

7. Enjoy the day. Try to wake up early in the morning. Take a walk and watch how calm and pleasant the morning can give you as you watch the sunrise and the sun set down in the evening. The world is so beautiful to be missed and not to be enjoyed.

TMNut?

The location: a luxuriously appointed room at the top floor of a greenish oval-shaped building. The curtains are drawn and the lights are dimmed. The glow of 8 LCD monitors vaguely illuminate the faces of the people sitting in front of them. The air is heavy with the scent of expensive cigar smoke.

The heavy-set hulking figure sitting at the head of the conference table gestures at a monitor and speaks...

Boss: Did all of you see that?...TMNut share had dropped 40 sen this morning. (Puffs furiously on his cigar)

Crony #1: Ya Boss...wat to do lah. Foreign fund moving out...the market is quite slow this week.

Crony #8: Boss, how about another promotion? Lets jam more subscribers onto our overcrowded Screamyx service and cut the bandwidth to all by another 30%?

Boss: We had just done that recently...had you forgotten???. Hmmm...you are the new guy right? (Glares down the mahogany table at Crony #8)

Crony #8: Y-y-ya boss...this is my third day here.

Crony #1 smiles smugly as he watches Crony #8 squirm uncomfortably. The other Cronies stare at the ceiling/floor/curtains and try to become invisible. The Boss smiles grimly.

Boss: Then you dunno about our cash cow lah...do you know what is cash cow (lembu duit)??

The Boss types in a password and a few commands on the keyboard in front of him and presses the 'Enter' key. A smile of satisfaction spreads over his grim face.

Boss: (Pointing at Crony #1) Explain to him!

Crony #1: Yes Boss! (Looking down the table at Crony #8) Our responsibility is to increase and maintain the profit. So, when share prices are down, we disrupt Screamyx service in selected areas!

Crony #8: (Blur expression on his face) But...but...how will that improve profitability??

Crony #1: (Rubbing hands together in glee) Pakai otak sikit leee...when Screamyx service is interrupted, customers get angry and call out 1-300 number...bukan free punya call...kena charge local call rate! Sometimes the same customer calls 3 to 4 times a day untuk melepaskan frus kerana tak dapat online. We make them listen to a long recording, press many buttons, then make them wait like hell to speak to a customer rep...the longer the call, the more duit we earn laaa!

Crony #8: (Beginning to smile) Ahhhh...gua faham dah! So Boss tadi dah activate the cash cow!

Boss: (Slowly smiles) Crony #1! Next week I want to have vacation at Vienna. You take over the cash cow. Disrupt Screamyx in different areas where our statistics show the greatest number of complainers...especially just before the weekend and on Mondays. Make them call like hell to complain!

Crony #1: (Puffs chest out with pride) No problem Boss. I'll make them giler with anger!

Boss: (Standing up) OK good work everyone...lets take our usual 3 hour makan at the Crown Princess Spa today. Crony #1, charge today's lunch bill into the 'stolen telephone cable' account!

Everyone strides out of the room, eager at the prospect of a nice lunch and massage with 'extra services'.

p/s: No wonder. Hail the great TMNut!!

3 stupid stages..

Got this from a friend

We have 3 stupid stages of life……….. 


Teen age: 

Have Time + Energy …but No Money

Working Age: 

Have Money + Energy …but No Time

Old age: 

Have Time + Money …but no Energy

I know it....

A message to someone:

I know that someone had kept something from me. Ironically, I know about it and you never have to hide it from me. Don't act like you didn't know. I don't need that. You know that nothing can be done (not can't). What is going to happen, just let it be. I'm ready for any consequences. It's coming nearer making my heart beats uncontrollably. The time probably has come and you must accept what one's fate and path hath chosen, respect it. All of you will get yours fair and square.

I'll keep on fighting!

The Mission?

Actually it's wasn't my mission. It's my parent mission. I got fever since yesyerday night and it's kind of difficult for me to take the express boat to Sibu today which can threatening my life since the express is extremely cold(excessive aircond) and the journey takes more than 2 hours from Kapit to Sibu. By hook or by crook, I must get there today. By tomorrow, I must get to Sarikei and Selalang the next day.

This morning I'll pay a visit to a private clinic to get this matter solved.

So what else?

I was planning on something for the next few months. I don't know whether it's working by this year or next year should I have the time. After frequent discussion and advice from my old friend, I decided to exchange and leave my 'burden' to them. I've to focus on my study and practical after this vacation. I just hate it, I wish that I can cloned myself and let them to do all the jobs. Then I can be a rich person with people like me(cloned) work for me, they eat less, don't sleep less and they can work non-stop just like me(so economical and productive). Isn't that great? I thought so!

Everything at Peninsular seems to be under control and they had cool down their interest on me during this holiday. Probably they're giving me a break/time to have a second thought(probably third and fourth). My friends are still anticipating my condition and it's annoying sometime when they asked about it frequently. Thanks for your concern. I'm fine here.

Holiday at Sabah? that's sound interesting... I've always wanted to climb Mount Kinabalu and ahem... probably meeting Sabahan sumandaks there...

Frankly, I almost forgotten all things that matters for me during this holiday. Probably my mind is set to EMPTY mode.

The rainy day kept me away from doing some of my everyday's routine (which I perfectly and systhematically planned).

I hope, after I had done with my practicum, I have to plan on another journey. Probably the last one for this year. 

I'll keep on fighting!

Cuti Sekolah...

Sekali lagi dalam blog ini, setelah berfikiran agak jauh dan luas seperti Datuk Idris Jala yang baru sahaja dilantik menjadi Menteri di JPM tanpa portfolio, tahniah kepada beliau. Baik, itu memang tak ada kaitannya dengan apa yang akan saya coretkan di sini atau pun kenapa beliau tidak belanja saya makan muffin di KLIA dahulu.

Cuti? Tiada yang lebih indah bagi sesetengah insan dari cuti yang panjang tanpa perlu memikirkan masa depan dan menikmati muffin kegemaran mereka. Biasanya aktiviti hibernasi tidak dapat dielakkan. Sekiranya makhluk di negara bermusim hibernasi semasa musim sejuk, di negara kita, kalau boleh mereka hibernasi sepanjang masa tanpa mengira tempat biar air liur basi tumpah merata, mereka tetap berhibernasi. Betapa patriotik nya mereka sempena Hari Kemerdekaan ini nanti walhal saya telah menyambut kemerdekaan Ibu Pertiwiku 22 Julai ini.

Sepanjang cuti ini, saya melalui pelbagai kisah dan cerita ngeri dan menyeronokkan. Balik sahaja dari Kuching saya terpaksa menempuh perjalanan tanpa henti selama 12 jam seolah-olah Amazing Race yang mana pemenangnya tidak mendapat apa-apa hadiah melainkan keletihan yang amat sangat tambah-tambah lagi peserta tersebut hanya tidur selama 2 jam sahaja!

Keesokkanya perkara pertama yang terlintas di fikiranku...muffin! Ya makanan kegemaranku sewaktu susah senang. Aku masih ingat sewaktu aku terlupa untuk mengeluarkan wang di mesin ATM (sememmangnya aku malas nak keluarkan duit) dan dengan hanya berbekalkan syiling RM3.00 aku pergi ke kedai yang berhampiran. Sejenak aku berfikir, apakah makanan yang mengenyangkan dan hanya dapat ku beli dengan RM3.00. Mataku ternampak satu bungkusan muffin yang harganya dalam RM1.00 sahaja. Lantas aku membeli 3 bungkus untuk santapan ku pagi itu. Semenjak itu, muffin sentiasa menjadi makanan yang mengalas perutku bila sahaja aku tidak berselera makan sekembalinya dari kerja sehinggakan pekedai tersebut selalu bertanya khabar tentang muffin bila terserempak denganku. Itulah betapa kuatnya hubungan intim saya dengan benda yang dinamakan sebagai muffin! Ingat orang yang makan muffin adalah orang yang baik-baik.

Bila cuti, inilah peluang yang ada untuk membaca artikel dan mencari maklumat di internet sepuas-puasnya. Sebab dunia ICT bergerak pantas dan sekiranya kita dapat mengikuti perkembangannya jiwa kita sentiasa muda dan peka terhadap sebarang teknologi dan perkembangan terkini. Kalau boleh kepala ni nak disumbat dengan kabel fiber optik telekom (yang made in China) yang selalu dicuri itu.

Setelah sekian kalinya merantau, inilah peluang untuk meluangkan masa bersama keluarga yang tersayang serta rakan-rakan. Betapa baiknya budak itu kan? 

Aktiviti perniagaan dan urusan jual beli dapat disambung antaranya menetukan harga getah sekilo, meramal pasaran buah dabai dan membeli muffin dalam kuantiti yang banyak untuk menaikkan harga di pasaran. Dengan ini, saya dapat memonopoli tanpa rasa malu dan segan umpama anak tokey kedai Ung Tong yang makan tak ajak saya pun.

Oleh itu, sebagai insan yang amat baik saya ucapkan teruskan berjuang jangan sampai meleleh hingus dihidungmu. (Keep on fighting)

Aiseh...

I was visiting my friend at his house. While waiting for him, I have a chat with his brother. Then he came with a drinking water on his hand. I thought it was cordial drink(orange flavor) then I take a sip. When I swallow it into my throat and all the way to my stomach, I felt a taste that I had forgotten since last year. It's the taste of 'tuak' (rice wine) it takes me a few seconds to figure it out. Then I take a look at him, he started to grin at me. How was it? Is it great? he said to me.

Startled with what had happened : bloody, you got me... then both of us started to laugh.

It is almost a year I haven't take a sip of any alcohol drinks. This year, I decided that it's about time to stop. Enough is enough.

That resolute leads to others trying to persuade and attempt/making prank to make me drink. It's like the best gift they ever wanted this year if they watch me take a sip and swallow all through my throat and stomach. Okay one of you had succeed. Don't ever try to do that again. I might have to kill you and hide your body at my backyard. In weeks your buried body filled with beautiful flowers especially hibiscus to show how patriotic am I as a Malaysian for this coming Independence Day in August. Okay that was a joke.

Somehow, I believed Sarawak is a nation not a state in a federal government. How symbolic am I? That's the irony.

My creature...latest update

Having their dinner (nestum) did you see a hand gun? Should they didn't finish the meal, they know what's next...they sure grown up so fast...

Come on, don't pull my camera... I want to take your picture...

Yes, I'm talking to you... stop pulling that...I mean it...

Helo there dude...

New kid on the block...

Some days?

These few days I'm a little bit wore despite the facts I'm still enjoying what's going on right now. A week holiday(school break). That's exactly what I need now. My body works like a machine (non-stop) and my mind rarely rest from having a thought even the simplest of things... Sometime the engine needs to cool down, yes I need to chill out. I need to hang out with my pals and doing crazy things and get caught by the authorities? Ok, that was a joke.

Last night my old friend(ex-classmate) asked me how to become a very patient person when dealing with her life. Well I just don't bother what others do to me. Bad things do happen when we explode in anger or rage which end up killing others(with words or actions). That is what I hate the most. I don't like to quarrel about stupid things about myself or others and whatever they said about me, I just don't care. By then they might end up hating me so much that they can get sick(so much hatred or ill feeling can leads to cardiovascular/ mental problems). In the other side, I'm happy without thinking about others own weakness but to accept them.  I don't have the burden or the responsibilities to hate others. Okay that sound cynical maybe I just stop here. I'm extremely patient when dealing with LIFE.

I met lots of old pals and ex-colleague today. The most common thing they asked me is "my God you look skinny" okay I'm not skinny alright, I just lose some 10kg since practical. Then they'll asked : "how do you do that?" okay I eat twice a day, I don't have dinner. Then they'll pause(silence) for a moment and stare at me while processing my statement. Disbelieving no wonder they say...Then they'll asked: "when do you finish(studies)?"

Now, while enjoying my holiday here in my hometown, I kind of miss my pupils at the school. I miss the moments when I blown the whistle, playing games that surely got them punished... I love bullying them. I wonder what would happens if I change something or my approach towards them. Once more... my mind starts to think... just now my friends asked me about our(me and my practicum partner) school project. Okay, the pupils will be in good use for it hehe

Okay, I need forget from thinking about work. Now what am I going to plan tomorrow. hm.. okay how about...

1. Send Tony's digicam to his house (he left it on my car)

2. Accompanying Normal looking for toy gun(we use it to shoot house lizard)

3. Well, waiting for someone from R7D to treat me for breakfast hehe

4. Writing some wild blog(probably)

5. Playing tennis

6. then using the gym

7. Hangout at Taman Selera Empurau (open air)

8. Writing something?

9. Looking for refreshing articles...

10. Eat muffin for breakfast, lunch and dinner...Yummy!!

Vacation at Santubong Resort

Our journey to Santubong starts around 1p.m.

This image reminds me about road safety. Found it at the petrol station.

Finally after half an hour journey we arrived at Santubong Resort!!

The room quite spacey especially when I'm the only person who stays here huhu...

What else can I asked more than a wide screen flat panel tv?

My favourite spots! The verandah, I just love the view outside while taking a sips of tea...

Both Sam and Siew just can't enough of playing PS2...

Things I like to do the most....enjoying the view of life

The nearby golf course...forgot to bring my 'golf sets' LOL

The beach is quite beautiful...

Initially we set the fire here for BBQ...

Then we've to move on to other spot which is quite far from the first one. Pity to my friends, they've to carry all the equipments even the coal(still on heat) to the new spot!!

The so-called golf VIP didn't like us having BBQ near the golf course which I believed located a few hundreds metres from them..

Me, enjoying the VIEW... how I wish this moments never stop...

Reflecting on my past...

The greatest art of all time... I call it .... nah it's just Siew burried in sands

The ladies did it LOL

Wonderful view that caught my eyes...

Our models lifting the light at the back, such a nice snaps...

The sunset...

Now, this doesn't have anything to do with any dragonball movies or .....(you just fill it)

Me, trying to catch the sun from setting down...

After that, we bring all the stuffs back to my room and we spent the night at my room. In midnight, we went to the nearby bistro and karaoke while watching Manchester United beats Wigan by 5-0. What a great night...

The next day, we packed all our belonging and get ready to check-out. Before that, we went for breakfast at the cafe and proceed to the swimming pool.

Mount Santubong

Selalang?

Now in most place you wouldn't find this. What is it? Well it's a.. BUS STATION and I wonder, does the bus stops 'here'


When I'm almost dying of boredom, I tried to figure out this cubic puzzle and the least I can is what you see above... Latest update 2010 Finally I can solve it under 5 minutes


Festival during weekend


Wherever I go, there is always a creature(s) begging for my Pringles ang Mr Potato


Our kampung style house, I just loved it


Not far from our house, this is where we spend our day waiting for the bus.


The sawmil factory the economic generator in Selalang


Our kitchen


The cat again...


The jetty...

SK Mandor Aris, Selalang

Tapak perhimpunan murid-murid.

Murid-murid semasa perhimpunan. Ke kanan lurus!

Kiosk menyimpan BBM.

Pejabat. Di sinilah saya menggunakan mesin 'laminate' dan fotostat seoptimum yang boleh.

Bilik guru di awal pagi.

Bila lapar, pergi lah ke pantry RMT

Budak-budak masa makan.

Majlis perpisahan kepada cikgu Hamilah yang telah pun berpindah ke Julau.

Melatih pasukan bolasepak untuk Piala Perak. 2 minggu sahaja masa yang ada berbanding sebulan persediaan dari sekolah lain. Walaupun kalah, mereka dapat pengalaman berharga. Tak sempat nak lihat perlawanan mereka di SK Sarikei sebab pagi mengajar.

Aktiviti Ko-k. Menyediakan murid-murid untuk perkhemahan yang akan dijalankan nanti(dah dijalankan pun).

Taklimat Laungan Agung.

Demonstrasi Laungan Agung Pengakap.

Dan bila lapar, boleh tumpang merasa masakan budak-budak tunas puteri.

Kasut mesti susun dahulu baru masuk kelas.

Murid-murid pemulihanku. Cuma seorang tak hadir.

Antara aktiviti di dalam kelas pemulihanku.

Aktiviti masa lapang di waktu petang. Menangkap biawak!!