Friday 26 June 2009

Killing Machine?

On June 22nd 2009, I woke up as usual (typical me) only to find out that both of my palms were covered by blood!! I was shocked! The blood on my palms was dried and it’s red in colour. What has happened last night? Worried I turned my head to the right only to find out that my partner (DJ Pub) was missing from his bed. I get my butt off the bed and look for him. Phew... he was taking a bath. Relief on what happens; I quickly washed both of my palms at the sink before he saw me.

In the afternoon while having my lunch, I wondered why my palms were covered in blood that morning. Somehow, I just can’t recall it. The last I remember, I was typing something on my laptop and somehow I ended on the bed with both of my palms were covered in blood. Whose blood is it? Where did it come from? Why I can’t remember what happened last night? I lost my focus for the whole day. After done with my unfinished lunch I walked together with my partner to our house (rent). Along the way I tried to figure out the mystery.

Arrived at the house, the house owner asked us about what happened last night. He said that he heard frequent tapping sound on the wall and floor (he lives above us). My partner said that he didn’t hear anything last night. I also gave the same answer. The mystery keeps on wander on my head. Dead for answer I took out my handphone and open the text message sent by my friend yesterday without reason to keep me away from the mystery. While reading some of the message, I found a message that gives me an answer. Like a lightning hitting an amnesia person right to the skull, I remember what has happened last night. I looked up on the ceiling and the walls to assure it.

That night I was typing one of my assignment and it was late at night (can’t really remember the time) then came this pesky-annoying creatures keep on disturbing me from doing my assignment. My patience was burst up, I just can’t stand it. The creatures keep on surrounding me and biting me. I have no choice but to unleash my resolute to end this. I chased and patted it with both of my hands one by one endlessly without leaving the one on the wall and the ceiling that none of it left to disturb me. Hundreds of their dead bodies were on the ceiling, walls and on the FLOOR! A primary 2 pupil (refer to math syllabus) can count how many dead bodies were on the floor. I almost depleted my aura and decided to turn off my laptop and went to sleep without realizing my palms was covered with blood. No wonder. These blood-sucking creatures deserve what they should have; tp die on my hand.

Sorry, there is no picture of these damn creatures on this post because they’re all DEAD. Well, I have to clean up the floor before the house owner finds out. Keep On Fighting!!

Live your life to the fullest and fight for it…!

How was your life? Does it suck? Great? Do you have unfinished homework which needs to be submitted tomorrow? Or daily lesson plan for tomorrow teaching? Deadline or decisions to be made in short notice? Do you enjoy it? Or wishing you’re not there to bother about it? We’ll always question ourselves “Why do I have to face this life”. Don’t blame God because everything in this world has it own cause and we’re part of it.

That’s life, in our everyday’s life we have to face various challenges and conflicts to make our life still going on. Sometime we always have a thought to ourselves about what we have been through in life whether it’s worth to ourselves and vice versa. Yes there are times that we wish that we never have to go through all this and just move on but without challenges and conflicts there is no reason for us to fight for. We learned from our experience and past’s mistake. From that we know how to make things (and life) better and avoid the occurrence of the same situation that might get us into troubles.

This is my favourite quote I want to share it to all of you;

“Life is full of the unexpected; it’s the unexpected makes life worth a living” – Anonymous

Without the unexpected; the challenges, the problems, conflicts, threats or opportunities our life would be full dullness which is called “comfort zone”. So what’s the catch? Believe me everyone have their own dream. Some dreamed of being rich and famous, having great looks, good family, knowledgeable, talented, expert, jack of all trade or being loved by someone except if you’re not dreaming for anything (to chase). Man change darkness into a light bulb, distance into transportation, boredom into entertainment, hunger into variety of cooking recipes and tools, complexity into simplified & sophisticated tools, curiosity into a discovery and dream into reality by facing these problems for thousand of years ago. It’s worth a try to me.

Life is so beautiful to be missed when it past and leaving us behind reminiscing its’ beauty. When it has gone far away, we regretted of not using the time given and wished it could be turned back to get things right and enjoying what it should be. That’s how much life worth to me and it still cost me now! I always wish that I have time for everything and as a normal human being I barely do little to myself. I envy my past when I was a youngster; full of flair, creative, enthusiastic, spirited, curious and hunger for success. To get that back never been impossible but a lot of sacrifices needs to be done.

I rather slept late at night (that’s why I never take dinner) and woke up early in the morning just to enjoy the view of life in the morning. As I took a deep breath and thought to myself “What a great day to start my day (life)”. The more life pressures me, the more I enjoy it because my life would be bore and dull without it. Problems energize my mind, conflicts change my view, threats turn me into a fighter and challenges make me stronger. That’s my catch and what about you? I have my own way and so do you.

“Live your life to the fullest!”

Keep On Fighting!!!

Thursday 18 June 2009

New Destination Await?

Yeah, This morning I'll take the 7.30 a.m. express boat to Sibu and then proceed to my new home Selalang. I'll undergo 12 weeks of practicum at SK Mandor Aris(with my partner). It's going to be a new chapter on my life and everything seems blurry and that is something I have to face. No fight won without a struggle.

My bags(3 gigantic size) asking me "Are you sure you can do this?" By hook or by crook, I have to...

Now...what do I have to do when I arrive at Sibu...


So for the next 12 weeks, this blog will be haunted since I'm not around then...

Well the ends justify the means...Keep On Fighting!!!

Wednesday 17 June 2009

Fakta mengenai KENTUT!!!

Ini adalah fakta yang baru saya perolehi daripada seorang kawan. Selamat belajar.


1. Dari mana asal kentut?

Dari gas dalam usus.

Gas dalam usus berasal dari udara yg kita telan, gas yang menerobos ke usus dari darah, gas dari reaksi kimia dan gas dari bakteria dalam perut.



2. Apa komposisi kentut?

Bervariasi. Makin banyak udara anda telan, makin banyak kadar nitrogen dalam kentut (oksigen dari udara diaserap oleh tubuh sebelum sampai di usus). Adanya bakteria serta reaksi kimia antara asam perut dan cairan usus menghasilkan karbon dioksida. Bakteria juga menghasilkan metana dan hidrogen.. Propors masing-masing gas tergantung apa yang anda makan, berapa banyak udara tertelan, jenis bakteria dalam usus, berapa lama kita menahan kentut. Makin lama menahan kentut, makin besar proporsi nitrogen, kerana gas-gas lain terserap oleh darah melalui dinding usus. Orang yang makannya tergesa-gesa kadar oksigen dalam kentut lebih banyak kerana

tubuhnya tidak sempat menyerap oksigen.



3. Kenapa kentut berbau busuk?

Bau kentut kerana kandungan hidrogen sulfida & merkaptan. Kedua bahan ini mengandung sulfur (belerang). Makin banyak kandungan sulfur dalam makanan anda, makin banyak sulfida & merkaptan diproduksi oleh bakteri dalam perut & makin busuklah kentut anda.. Telur & daging mempunyai peranan besar dalam memproduksi bau busuk kentut. Kacang-kacang berperanan dalam memproduksi volume kentut bukan dalam kebusukannya.



4... Kenapa kentut menimbulkan bunyi?

Kerana adanya vibrasi lubang `anus` saat kentut diproduksi. Kerasnya bunyi bergantung pada kecepatan gas.



5. Kenapa kentut yg busuk itu hangat & tidak berbunyi?

Salah satu sumber kentut adalah bakteria. Fermentasi bakteria & proses pencernaan memproduksi panas, hasil sampingannya adalah gas busuk. Ukuran gelembung gas lebih kecil dan hangat dengan produk metabolisme bakteria yg berbau busuk. Ini kemudiannya menjadi kentut, walau hanya kecil volumenya,tapi SBD (Silent But Deadly)



6. Berapa banyak kentut diproduksi sehari?

Rata-rata setengah liter sehari dalam 14 kali kentut.



7. Mengapa kentut keluar melalui lubang dubur?

Kerana density-nya lebih ringan, kenapa gas kentut tidak melakukan perjalanan ke atas? Tidak demikian. Gerak peristaltik usus mendorong

isinya ke arah bawah. Tekanan di sekitar `anus` lebih rendah. Gerak peristaltik usus menjadikan ruang mempunyai tekanan, sehingga memaksa isi usus, termasuk gas-nya untuk bergerak ke kawasan yang bertekanan lebih rendah, iaitu sekitar `anus`. Dalam perjalanan ke arah `anus` gelembung-gelembung kecil bergabung jadi gelembung besar. Kalau tidak ada gerak peristaltik, gelembung gasakan menerobos ke atas lagi, tapi tidak terlalu jauh, kerana bentuk usus yg rumit & berbelit-belit.



8. Berapa waktu yang diperlukan oleh kentut untuk melakukan perjalanan ke hidung orang lain?

Bergantung kepada kondisi udara, seperti kelembaban, suhu, kecepatan & arah angin, berat molekul gas kentut, jarak antara 'transmitter' dengan 'receiver'. Begitu meninggalkan sumbernya, gas kentut menyebar & konsentrasinya berkurang. Kalau kentut tidak dikesan dalam beberapa detik, bererti ianya mengalami pengcernaan di udara & hilang ditelan udara selama-lamanya. Kecuali kalau anda kentut di ruang sempit, seperti lift, kereta, konsentrasinya lebih banyak, sehingga baunya akan berlegar dalam waktu yang agak lama sampai akhirnya diserap dinding.



9. Apakah setiap orang kentut?

Sudah pasti, kalau masih hidup. Sesaat setelah meninggal pun orang masih boleh kentut.



10. Betulkah lelaki kentut lebih kerap daripada perempuan?

Tidak ada kaitannya dengan gender... Kalau benar, bererti perempuan menahan kentutnya & apabla mahu kentut, banyak sekali jumlah yg

dikeluarkan.



11. Saat apa biasanya orang kentut?

Pagi hari di toilet yang disebut "morning thunder". Kalau resonansinya bagus, boleh didengar di seluruh penjuru rumah.



12. Mengapa makan kekacang menyebabkan banyak kentut?

Kekacang mengandung zat gula yg tidak boleh dicerna tubuh. Gula tersebut (raffinose, stachiose, verbascose) jika sampai di usus, bakteria di usus berpesta & membuat banyak gas. Jagung, kubis, susu juga penyebab banyak kentut (bukan baunya!).



13. Selain makanan, apa lagi penyebab kentut?

Udara yang tertelan, makan terburu-buru, makan tanpa dikunyah, minum `soft drink`, naik pesawat udara (kerana tekanan udara lebih rendah, sehingga gas di dalam usus mengalami ekspansi & muncul sebagai kentut).



14. Apakah kentut sama dengan sendawa, tapi muncul dari lain lubang?

Tidak... sendawa muncul dari perut, komposisi kimianya lain dengan kentut. Sendawa mengandung udara lebih banyak, kentut mengandung gas yang diproduksi oleh bakteria lebih banyak.



15. Kemana perginya gas kentut kalau ditahan tidak dikeluarkan?

Bukan.. tetapi diserap oleh darah, bukan hilang kerana bocor.. Tapi bermigrasi ke bahagian atas menuju usus & pada gilirannya akan keluar juga.. Jadi bukan lenyap, tapi hanya mengalami penundaan.



16. Mungkinkah kentut terbakar?

Boleh saja. Kentut mengandung metana, hidrogen yg combustible (gas alam mengandung komponen ini juga). Kalau terbakar, nyala-nya berwarna biru kerana kandungan unsur hidrogen.



17. Bolehkah menyalakan mancis dengan kentut?

Jangan mengada-ada. .. konsistensinya lain.. Juga suhunya tidak cukup panas untuk memulakan pembakaran.



18. Mengapa kentut anjing & kucing lebih busuk?

Kerana anjing & kucing adalah karnivor (pemakan daging). Daging kaya dengan protein. Protein mengandung banyak sulfur, jadi bau kentut binatang ini lebih busuk. Lain dengan herbivor seperti kambing, kuda, gajah, yang memproduksi kentut lebih banyak, lebih lama, lebih kuat bunyinya, tapi relatif tidak berbau.



19. Betulkah pening kepala kalau mencium bau kentut 2-3 kali berturut-turut?

Kentut mengandung sedikit oksigen, mungkin sedikit saja anda mengalami pening kepala kalau mencium bau kentut terlalu banyak.



20. Apakah warna kentut?

Tidak berwarna.



21. Apakah kentut itu asid atau neutral?

Asid, kerana mengandung karbondioksisa (CO2) & hidrogen sulfida (H2S).



22. Apa yang terjadi kalau seseorang kentut di planet Venus?

Planet Venus sudah banyak mengandungi sulfur (belerang) di lapisan udaranya, jadi kentut di sana tidak ada kesannya.

Sunday 14 June 2009

The Punisher : Where is Zakiah?

Atas permintaan rakan-rakan dan keinginan diri yang membuak-buak tanpa segan silu untuk memberi ulasan mengenai filem-filem tempatan terbaru di negara kita. Filem yang akan disiarkan pada Jun tahun ini berjudul The Punisher : Where is Zakiah? merupakan sebuah filem Melayu walaupun judul filemnya dalam Bahasa Inggeris ia langsung tidak ada kaitan dengan filem keluaran US The Punisher kerana tujuan tajuk dibuat adalah sebagai strategi pemasaran di peringkat antarabangsa. Namun, demikian versi yang siap dengan subtitle masih belum keluar kerana kekurangan pekerja asing dari seberang untuk menterjemah filem ini.


Sudah pasti bila kita lihat tajuknya The Punisher yang bermaksud 'penghukum' menjanjikan aksi-aksi hukuman yang ganas tanpa henti seperti sebatan rotan atau ketuk ketampi dan yang menakutkan adalah cium pokok buluh mak cik sebelah rumah. Siapa kah Zakiah? Mengapa nama beliau terpilih untuk tajuk ini? Mengapa tidak Zack? Mengapa tidak Hafiz AF? Jangan tanya saya sebab persatuan sup dan laksa Sarawak yang mengilhamkan nama itu. Adakah kerana beliau mempunyai hidung serombong ala-ala pelakon Bollywood sehinggakan adik-adik manis kita terkulai layu menatap hidungnya? Sekali lagi, tanya mereka...


Baiklah untuk tidak membuang masa, jangan tonton filem ini. Tetapi sekiranya anda telah bertekad dan berkeras kepala untuk berbuat demikian, maka bersedialah untuk mendengar sipnosisnya. Kisah ini berkisah tentang perjuangan sekumpulan remaja liar yang hyperaktif di sebuah institut dalam mencari makna kehidupan dan bagaimana hendak membuat roti canai ala mamak. Hidup mereka berubah semenjak didatangi insan yang bernama Zakiah. Zakiah mempunnyai personaliti yang menarik kerana beliau berjaya menawan hati budak-budak tersebut dengan menggunakan pelekat atau magnet kecuali saya dalam sekelip mata. Hari demi hari dilalui dengan penuh ketabahan dan bahagia kerana Zakiah sentiasa bersamamu walau di mana berada. Ketika tidur pun wajah Zakiah terbayang kerana waktu Zakiah mengajar anda boleh tidur sepuasnya sambil mendengar beliau berceloteh mengenai harga beras dan kopi yang mahal dijual di Sarikei. Namun demikian sport rim kereta 20 inci dan bumper kereta ala Evo adalah sesuatu yang normal bagi beliau.


Namun demikian, pemergian Zakiah tidak dapat dihalang. Malah bau kentutnya bertiup kencang di sepanjang blok penginapan institut. Remaja-remaja yang kononnya nak buat baik tapi ada makna membuat satu majlis gilang gemilang bagi menghargai pemergiannya dengan harapan semuanya akan berjalan dengan lancar dengan harapan bila jumpa Zakiah di lain masa maka dapatlah minta sponsor KFC atau McD daripada beliau. Majlis itu dihadiri nama-nama besar seperti Perdana Menteri Malaysia, Timb. PM yang menghantar driver dan penjaga kebun mereka ke majlis tersebut.


Setelah sekian lama meninggalkan mereka, barulah mereka perasan akan misteri yang tidak pernah mereka sedar sepanjang kehadiran Zakiah. Rupa-rupanya Zakiah belum lagi menyempurnakan misinya. Masalah demi masalah mulai timbul selepas itu, dan remaja-remaja tersebut semakin keliru sehinggakan mereka cuba mendapat nasihat dari ahli politik yang termasyur, Ketua Kampung Si Pari-pari, malah Pakar motivasi Dato Dr Fadilah Kamsah pun, namun tak ketemu juga jawabannya. Apakah amanah yang tidak belum disempurnakan Zakiah? Adakah Zakiah tidak memberitahu mereka bahawa harga beras sekilo adalah RM2? Adakah sebelum tidur kita belajar mengira sempoa? atau "tugasan ini sepatutnya saya bagi dari dahulu lagi" Begitulah persoalan demi persoalan bermain di dalam kepala hotak mereka yang berjambul. Sehinggakan ada yang tak sehaluan atau selorong dengan mana-mana lebuhraya di KL.


Maka bermulalah pencarian umpama the seeker di ntv7 atau jejak kasih oleh remaja-remaja tersebut(kononnya lah). Namun begitu, dimanakah Zakiah? Google maps pun tidak menjumpainya. Tiada siapa pun tahu bahawa beliau bersembunyi di negeri pantai timur sambil mengunyah budu kesukaannya. Sekiranya beliau ditemui... bayangkan lah hukuman atau bala (bukan Balakrishnan) yang bakal menimpa Zakiah dan kaum kerabatnya...ingat bukan sebab saya tak habaq awal-awal kerana filem ini banyak mengandungi aksi-aksi ganas yang tak terkira banyaknya di penghujung babak yang menyaksikan Zakiah menerima hukuman The Punisher. Seorang demi seorang pelajar menjatuhkan hukuman masing-masing kerana rugi tak buat sebab elaun dah dibazirkan untuk datang mencari beliau Cerita ini diakhiri dengan pertumpahan hingus Zakiah yang meleleh di sepanjang jalan kampung dengan beberapa watak-watak misteri cuba memahami kisah yang terjadi untuk dijadikan cerita di akhbar-akhbar tempatan.


Semoga anda terhibur menonton filem arahan Budak Paling Baik di Institut. Beliau berpengalaman dalam menghasilkan filem kanak-kanak dan remaja, dan ini merupakan filem penuh aksi pertama dari beliau. Dipercayai kos pengambaran adalah disekitar jutaan ringgit hasil dari wang elaun beliau terima setiap bulan. Nama-nama besar filem ini ialah Ahli Politik yang hebat, Ketua Kampung Si Pari-pari, DeeJay Pub Sibu, penampilan khas(cameo) dari Wan from Australia, Tukang Masak Mee Sri Aman, Gangster Sarikei(stuntman) dan penampilan khas dari SIFU. Tidak lupa juga kepada watak-watak sampingan yang telah memberi kerjasama dalam meminjamkan wang elaun bulanan anda bagi menjayakan filem maha jahanam ini untuk tatapan umum. Jasa anda amatlah dihargai dan bertambahlah pahala jika dihalalkan sahaja elaun itu.

Filem terbaru beliau Cemerlang, Gemilang dan Belang2 akan keluar di pasaran pada tahun hadapan. Selamat menonton. Setakat ini filem sekuel The Punisher : Revenge of Zakiah masih dalam pertimbangan.
Akhir kata dari penerbit,
"Wayang Siapa Kalau Bukan Wayang Kami, Slow Learner "

Saturday 13 June 2009

Stumble upon the past....


The other day, I was cleaning my dusty room(it has been a while I left my home). I found something...

This 'froggy' was my a graduation gift from my friends Ros, Erna and Lia on September 2005. I really appreciates it. I still take a great care of it.

Unfortunately I haven't met my promises to three of you but by time I'm sure will.

Lia : How's your life as PTD? About your request hm.. I don't have a house but I do have one replicated house at Kuching hope you like it when you received it. hehe...

Ros : Sorry that I didn't attend your wedding ceremony last year at Pahang. I had just received your invitation  letter last April this year(which held Nov 2008) kept by my father. I don't know why my father kept the letter for almost a year and gave it to me recently. Recently I saw a human sized-frog doll you wanted(Sebeasar Romeo kan?) . So next time, you'll received a big package delivery from Sarawak. Hehe...

Erna : How's your Master Degree? Hopefully by this year, you already have it in your hand.

Hope to see all three of you next year. Lia, bile nak belanja gua round2 kl, you kan dah jadi org KL hehe...

Wednesday 10 June 2009

My Holiday At Kuching!!!


5/6/2009

We started our journey by express boat around 11.15a.m. from Sibu and expected to arrive at Kuching by 5.00p.m.

View from the express boat...

The fisherman boats...

Me enjoying the view

Kuching passenger terminal

The next day

We went for an outing with my younger brother and two of my friends.

We take our lunch here at the Spring!!

Tepanyaki chicken with ABC special!! Yummy!!

Around 5.30p.m. we went to fourpoint by sheraton hotel. (Don't know why they want us to arrive early)

Signboard beside the lift...

Thomas and Angeline. Congratulation for both of you!!

Our menu for the night, sound delicious!!

Cutting the cake. The cake was sooo tall!!

Both families take a toast. I had to fight with other photographers to get a clear view.

Around 10.00p.m. me and my brother decided to proceed to our next agenda... So I congratulate and give farewell to both of them and we proceed to Pop Wave!!

Upon arrival, my friend had booked the place just for 7 of us. Huhu... I managed to sang a couple of song. Sadly there are no new song but at least there are XPDC song huhu...

Me wondering which song to sing next. Hm...

We sang all night long, it has been a while I haven't and I used all my energy that I almost lost my voice that night. Man, i get carried too much sometime hehe...

Around 2 a.m. we take supper around the city.(I don't know what the place called)

7/6/2009

Wake up around 8 a.m. and friend called up asking me whether I want to join them to the swimming pool. Sound cool(beside I delayed my departure to Kapit for another day)

Kurang manis...

The view was great. Can't wait to get into the water.

Ima and the flamboyant couple Azhar and Maya

Azhar and Maya own child. They boy resemble his father and the girl resemble her mother. Each of them have their parent looks.

Sam making the naughty face and Ima. Sam, you can give me your watch as gift from a friend hehe...

Around 2.00p.m. we went back. One thing for sure...I lost my boxer!! I don't know where I put it when I changed my clotch. Hehe...

After we arrived at the house I get my things pack for tomorrow. My handphone was 'kong' thankfully I brought together my old sony ericsson. Unfortunately that evening I don't have transport for outing. Sam's car still at the workshop(hit and run) and my younger brother was at somewhere else to take care of GF. So I spent my whole day till night at the house watching the tv(even the Indon drama which is very akward for me hehe...)

The next day at terminal, I take the opportunity to take a snap; the picture of life...

Well that is my 3 days vacation at Kuching. There are lots of picture taken but I can't upload all of it here because it would takes time for you to reload my webpage.

Have a great vacation!!!

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