TMNut?

The location: a luxuriously appointed room at the top floor of a greenish oval-shaped building. The curtains are drawn and the lights are dimmed. The glow of 8 LCD monitors vaguely illuminate the faces of the people sitting in front of them. The air is heavy with the scent of expensive cigar smoke.

The heavy-set hulking figure sitting at the head of the conference table gestures at a monitor and speaks...

Boss: Did all of you see that?...TMNut share had dropped 40 sen this morning. (Puffs furiously on his cigar)

Crony #1: Ya Boss...wat to do lah. Foreign fund moving out...the market is quite slow this week.

Crony #8: Boss, how about another promotion? Lets jam more subscribers onto our overcrowded Screamyx service and cut the bandwidth to all by another 30%?

Boss: We had just done that recently...had you forgotten???. Hmmm...you are the new guy right? (Glares down the mahogany table at Crony #8)

Crony #8: Y-y-ya boss...this is my third day here.

Crony #1 smiles smugly as he watches Crony #8 squirm uncomfortably. The other Cronies stare at the ceiling/floor/curtains and try to become invisible. The Boss smiles grimly.

Boss: Then you dunno about our cash cow lah...do you know what is cash cow (lembu duit)??

The Boss types in a password and a few commands on the keyboard in front of him and presses the 'Enter' key. A smile of satisfaction spreads over his grim face.

Boss: (Pointing at Crony #1) Explain to him!

Crony #1: Yes Boss! (Looking down the table at Crony #8) Our responsibility is to increase and maintain the profit. So, when share prices are down, we disrupt Screamyx service in selected areas!

Crony #8: (Blur expression on his face) But...but...how will that improve profitability??

Crony #1: (Rubbing hands together in glee) Pakai otak sikit leee...when Screamyx service is interrupted, customers get angry and call out 1-300 number...bukan free punya call...kena charge local call rate! Sometimes the same customer calls 3 to 4 times a day untuk melepaskan frus kerana tak dapat online. We make them listen to a long recording, press many buttons, then make them wait like hell to speak to a customer rep...the longer the call, the more duit we earn laaa!

Crony #8: (Beginning to smile) Ahhhh...gua faham dah! So Boss tadi dah activate the cash cow!

Boss: (Slowly smiles) Crony #1! Next week I want to have vacation at Vienna. You take over the cash cow. Disrupt Screamyx in different areas where our statistics show the greatest number of complainers...especially just before the weekend and on Mondays. Make them call like hell to complain!

Crony #1: (Puffs chest out with pride) No problem Boss. I'll make them giler with anger!

Boss: (Standing up) OK good work everyone...lets take our usual 3 hour makan at the Crown Princess Spa today. Crony #1, charge today's lunch bill into the 'stolen telephone cable' account!

Everyone strides out of the room, eager at the prospect of a nice lunch and massage with 'extra services'.

p/s: No wonder. Hail the great TMNut!!

3 stupid stages..

Got this from a friend

We have 3 stupid stages of life……….. 


Teen age: 

Have Time + Energy …but No Money

Working Age: 

Have Money + Energy …but No Time

Old age: 

Have Time + Money …but no Energy

I know it....

A message to someone:

I know that someone had kept something from me. Ironically, I know about it and you never have to hide it from me. Don't act like you didn't know. I don't need that. You know that nothing can be done (not can't). What is going to happen, just let it be. I'm ready for any consequences. It's coming nearer making my heart beats uncontrollably. The time probably has come and you must accept what one's fate and path hath chosen, respect it. All of you will get yours fair and square.

I'll keep on fighting!

The Mission?

Actually it's wasn't my mission. It's my parent mission. I got fever since yesyerday night and it's kind of difficult for me to take the express boat to Sibu today which can threatening my life since the express is extremely cold(excessive aircond) and the journey takes more than 2 hours from Kapit to Sibu. By hook or by crook, I must get there today. By tomorrow, I must get to Sarikei and Selalang the next day.

This morning I'll pay a visit to a private clinic to get this matter solved.

So what else?

I was planning on something for the next few months. I don't know whether it's working by this year or next year should I have the time. After frequent discussion and advice from my old friend, I decided to exchange and leave my 'burden' to them. I've to focus on my study and practical after this vacation. I just hate it, I wish that I can cloned myself and let them to do all the jobs. Then I can be a rich person with people like me(cloned) work for me, they eat less, don't sleep less and they can work non-stop just like me(so economical and productive). Isn't that great? I thought so!

Everything at Peninsular seems to be under control and they had cool down their interest on me during this holiday. Probably they're giving me a break/time to have a second thought(probably third and fourth). My friends are still anticipating my condition and it's annoying sometime when they asked about it frequently. Thanks for your concern. I'm fine here.

Holiday at Sabah? that's sound interesting... I've always wanted to climb Mount Kinabalu and ahem... probably meeting Sabahan sumandaks there...

Frankly, I almost forgotten all things that matters for me during this holiday. Probably my mind is set to EMPTY mode.

The rainy day kept me away from doing some of my everyday's routine (which I perfectly and systhematically planned).

I hope, after I had done with my practicum, I have to plan on another journey. Probably the last one for this year. 

I'll keep on fighting!

Cuti Sekolah...

Sekali lagi dalam blog ini, setelah berfikiran agak jauh dan luas seperti Datuk Idris Jala yang baru sahaja dilantik menjadi Menteri di JPM tanpa portfolio, tahniah kepada beliau. Baik, itu memang tak ada kaitannya dengan apa yang akan saya coretkan di sini atau pun kenapa beliau tidak belanja saya makan muffin di KLIA dahulu.

Cuti? Tiada yang lebih indah bagi sesetengah insan dari cuti yang panjang tanpa perlu memikirkan masa depan dan menikmati muffin kegemaran mereka. Biasanya aktiviti hibernasi tidak dapat dielakkan. Sekiranya makhluk di negara bermusim hibernasi semasa musim sejuk, di negara kita, kalau boleh mereka hibernasi sepanjang masa tanpa mengira tempat biar air liur basi tumpah merata, mereka tetap berhibernasi. Betapa patriotik nya mereka sempena Hari Kemerdekaan ini nanti walhal saya telah menyambut kemerdekaan Ibu Pertiwiku 22 Julai ini.

Sepanjang cuti ini, saya melalui pelbagai kisah dan cerita ngeri dan menyeronokkan. Balik sahaja dari Kuching saya terpaksa menempuh perjalanan tanpa henti selama 12 jam seolah-olah Amazing Race yang mana pemenangnya tidak mendapat apa-apa hadiah melainkan keletihan yang amat sangat tambah-tambah lagi peserta tersebut hanya tidur selama 2 jam sahaja!

Keesokkanya perkara pertama yang terlintas di fikiranku...muffin! Ya makanan kegemaranku sewaktu susah senang. Aku masih ingat sewaktu aku terlupa untuk mengeluarkan wang di mesin ATM (sememmangnya aku malas nak keluarkan duit) dan dengan hanya berbekalkan syiling RM3.00 aku pergi ke kedai yang berhampiran. Sejenak aku berfikir, apakah makanan yang mengenyangkan dan hanya dapat ku beli dengan RM3.00. Mataku ternampak satu bungkusan muffin yang harganya dalam RM1.00 sahaja. Lantas aku membeli 3 bungkus untuk santapan ku pagi itu. Semenjak itu, muffin sentiasa menjadi makanan yang mengalas perutku bila sahaja aku tidak berselera makan sekembalinya dari kerja sehinggakan pekedai tersebut selalu bertanya khabar tentang muffin bila terserempak denganku. Itulah betapa kuatnya hubungan intim saya dengan benda yang dinamakan sebagai muffin! Ingat orang yang makan muffin adalah orang yang baik-baik.

Bila cuti, inilah peluang yang ada untuk membaca artikel dan mencari maklumat di internet sepuas-puasnya. Sebab dunia ICT bergerak pantas dan sekiranya kita dapat mengikuti perkembangannya jiwa kita sentiasa muda dan peka terhadap sebarang teknologi dan perkembangan terkini. Kalau boleh kepala ni nak disumbat dengan kabel fiber optik telekom (yang made in China) yang selalu dicuri itu.

Setelah sekian kalinya merantau, inilah peluang untuk meluangkan masa bersama keluarga yang tersayang serta rakan-rakan. Betapa baiknya budak itu kan? 

Aktiviti perniagaan dan urusan jual beli dapat disambung antaranya menetukan harga getah sekilo, meramal pasaran buah dabai dan membeli muffin dalam kuantiti yang banyak untuk menaikkan harga di pasaran. Dengan ini, saya dapat memonopoli tanpa rasa malu dan segan umpama anak tokey kedai Ung Tong yang makan tak ajak saya pun.

Oleh itu, sebagai insan yang amat baik saya ucapkan teruskan berjuang jangan sampai meleleh hingus dihidungmu. (Keep on fighting)

Aiseh...

I was visiting my friend at his house. While waiting for him, I have a chat with his brother. Then he came with a drinking water on his hand. I thought it was cordial drink(orange flavor) then I take a sip. When I swallow it into my throat and all the way to my stomach, I felt a taste that I had forgotten since last year. It's the taste of 'tuak' (rice wine) it takes me a few seconds to figure it out. Then I take a look at him, he started to grin at me. How was it? Is it great? he said to me.

Startled with what had happened : bloody, you got me... then both of us started to laugh.

It is almost a year I haven't take a sip of any alcohol drinks. This year, I decided that it's about time to stop. Enough is enough.

That resolute leads to others trying to persuade and attempt/making prank to make me drink. It's like the best gift they ever wanted this year if they watch me take a sip and swallow all through my throat and stomach. Okay one of you had succeed. Don't ever try to do that again. I might have to kill you and hide your body at my backyard. In weeks your buried body filled with beautiful flowers especially hibiscus to show how patriotic am I as a Malaysian for this coming Independence Day in August. Okay that was a joke.

Somehow, I believed Sarawak is a nation not a state in a federal government. How symbolic am I? That's the irony.

My creature...latest update

Having their dinner (nestum) did you see a hand gun? Should they didn't finish the meal, they know what's next...they sure grown up so fast...

Come on, don't pull my camera... I want to take your picture...

Yes, I'm talking to you... stop pulling that...I mean it...

Helo there dude...

New kid on the block...

Some days?

These few days I'm a little bit wore despite the facts I'm still enjoying what's going on right now. A week holiday(school break). That's exactly what I need now. My body works like a machine (non-stop) and my mind rarely rest from having a thought even the simplest of things... Sometime the engine needs to cool down, yes I need to chill out. I need to hang out with my pals and doing crazy things and get caught by the authorities? Ok, that was a joke.

Last night my old friend(ex-classmate) asked me how to become a very patient person when dealing with her life. Well I just don't bother what others do to me. Bad things do happen when we explode in anger or rage which end up killing others(with words or actions). That is what I hate the most. I don't like to quarrel about stupid things about myself or others and whatever they said about me, I just don't care. By then they might end up hating me so much that they can get sick(so much hatred or ill feeling can leads to cardiovascular/ mental problems). In the other side, I'm happy without thinking about others own weakness but to accept them.  I don't have the burden or the responsibilities to hate others. Okay that sound cynical maybe I just stop here. I'm extremely patient when dealing with LIFE.

I met lots of old pals and ex-colleague today. The most common thing they asked me is "my God you look skinny" okay I'm not skinny alright, I just lose some 10kg since practical. Then they'll asked : "how do you do that?" okay I eat twice a day, I don't have dinner. Then they'll pause(silence) for a moment and stare at me while processing my statement. Disbelieving no wonder they say...Then they'll asked: "when do you finish(studies)?"

Now, while enjoying my holiday here in my hometown, I kind of miss my pupils at the school. I miss the moments when I blown the whistle, playing games that surely got them punished... I love bullying them. I wonder what would happens if I change something or my approach towards them. Once more... my mind starts to think... just now my friends asked me about our(me and my practicum partner) school project. Okay, the pupils will be in good use for it hehe

Okay, I need forget from thinking about work. Now what am I going to plan tomorrow. hm.. okay how about...

1. Send Tony's digicam to his house (he left it on my car)

2. Accompanying Normal looking for toy gun(we use it to shoot house lizard)

3. Well, waiting for someone from R7D to treat me for breakfast hehe

4. Writing some wild blog(probably)

5. Playing tennis

6. then using the gym

7. Hangout at Taman Selera Empurau (open air)

8. Writing something?

9. Looking for refreshing articles...

10. Eat muffin for breakfast, lunch and dinner...Yummy!!

Vacation at Santubong Resort

Our journey to Santubong starts around 1p.m.

This image reminds me about road safety. Found it at the petrol station.

Finally after half an hour journey we arrived at Santubong Resort!!

The room quite spacey especially when I'm the only person who stays here huhu...

What else can I asked more than a wide screen flat panel tv?

My favourite spots! The verandah, I just love the view outside while taking a sips of tea...

Both Sam and Siew just can't enough of playing PS2...

Things I like to do the most....enjoying the view of life

The nearby golf course...forgot to bring my 'golf sets' LOL

The beach is quite beautiful...

Initially we set the fire here for BBQ...

Then we've to move on to other spot which is quite far from the first one. Pity to my friends, they've to carry all the equipments even the coal(still on heat) to the new spot!!

The so-called golf VIP didn't like us having BBQ near the golf course which I believed located a few hundreds metres from them..

Me, enjoying the VIEW... how I wish this moments never stop...

Reflecting on my past...

The greatest art of all time... I call it .... nah it's just Siew burried in sands

The ladies did it LOL

Wonderful view that caught my eyes...

Our models lifting the light at the back, such a nice snaps...

The sunset...

Now, this doesn't have anything to do with any dragonball movies or .....(you just fill it)

Me, trying to catch the sun from setting down...

After that, we bring all the stuffs back to my room and we spent the night at my room. In midnight, we went to the nearby bistro and karaoke while watching Manchester United beats Wigan by 5-0. What a great night...

The next day, we packed all our belonging and get ready to check-out. Before that, we went for breakfast at the cafe and proceed to the swimming pool.

Mount Santubong

Selalang?

Now in most place you wouldn't find this. What is it? Well it's a.. BUS STATION and I wonder, does the bus stops 'here'


When I'm almost dying of boredom, I tried to figure out this cubic puzzle and the least I can is what you see above... Latest update 2010 Finally I can solve it under 5 minutes


Festival during weekend


Wherever I go, there is always a creature(s) begging for my Pringles ang Mr Potato


Our kampung style house, I just loved it


Not far from our house, this is where we spend our day waiting for the bus.


The sawmil factory the economic generator in Selalang


Our kitchen


The cat again...


The jetty...

SK Mandor Aris, Selalang

Tapak perhimpunan murid-murid.

Murid-murid semasa perhimpunan. Ke kanan lurus!

Kiosk menyimpan BBM.

Pejabat. Di sinilah saya menggunakan mesin 'laminate' dan fotostat seoptimum yang boleh.

Bilik guru di awal pagi.

Bila lapar, pergi lah ke pantry RMT

Budak-budak masa makan.

Majlis perpisahan kepada cikgu Hamilah yang telah pun berpindah ke Julau.

Melatih pasukan bolasepak untuk Piala Perak. 2 minggu sahaja masa yang ada berbanding sebulan persediaan dari sekolah lain. Walaupun kalah, mereka dapat pengalaman berharga. Tak sempat nak lihat perlawanan mereka di SK Sarikei sebab pagi mengajar.

Aktiviti Ko-k. Menyediakan murid-murid untuk perkhemahan yang akan dijalankan nanti(dah dijalankan pun).

Taklimat Laungan Agung.

Demonstrasi Laungan Agung Pengakap.

Dan bila lapar, boleh tumpang merasa masakan budak-budak tunas puteri.

Kasut mesti susun dahulu baru masuk kelas.

Murid-murid pemulihanku. Cuma seorang tak hadir.

Antara aktiviti di dalam kelas pemulihanku.

Aktiviti masa lapang di waktu petang. Menangkap biawak!!